Thanks for the humor….from our dear patient Mark O.
Here’s a fun “quarantine journal”
Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
>> Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might
>> not last!
>> Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who
>> Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
>> Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello
>> Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t
>> decide what to wear.
>> Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
>> Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to
>> gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue
>> how this place is still in business.
>> Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all
>> dressed up and going Bar hopping.
>> Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems
>> nice. He’s a Web Designer.
>> Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the
>> hell do you want now?”
>> Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving
>> outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a
>> Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t
>> accidentally touch your face.
>> Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the
>> Blue Jays 3–1.
>> Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times
>> this month?”