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Jokes of the week Apr 11, 2020

Thanks for the humor….from our dear patient Mark O.

Here’s a fun “quarantine journal”

Day 1 – I Can Do This!!  Got enough food and wine to last a month!
>> Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine.  I fear wine supplies might 
>> not last!
>> Day 3 – Strawberries:  Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds.  Who 
>> Knew??
>> Day 4 – 8:00pm.  Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
>> Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer.  It came out as Jello 
>> Shots!!
>> Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out.  I’m So excited, I can’t 
>> decide what to wear.
>> Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
>> Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”.  You have to 
>> gather all the ingredients and make your own meal.  I have No clue 
>> how this place is still in business.
>> Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room.  Tonight, I’m getting all 
>> dressed up and going Bar hopping.
>> Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today.  Seems 
>> nice.  He’s a Web Designer.
>> Day 11 – Isolation is hard.  I swear my fridge just said, “What the 
>> hell do you want now?”
>> Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving 
>> outside, going for walks or car rides.  I think I just barked at a 
>> squirrel.
>> Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t 
>> accidentally touch your face.
>> Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm.  The Cardinals lead the 
>> Blue Jays 3–1.
>> Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times 
>> this month?”


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